Chocolate Deodorant - A Very Sweet Prank

step i. The chocolate. Buy some white chocolate (chips are easiest, and it has to be white cuz brown won't fool anyone, unless you wanted to make fake poo or something, but that's not what we're doing) and melt about a cup size amount of it in a pan. Do take it out of the bag first. Duh.


step ii. Once the chocolate is melted grab a spoon and, uh, spoon the chocolate into your now empty deodorant container.
*Note: Empty deodorant containers are hollow, and usually there are holes in the doo-hicky that supports the antiperspirant, so before adding the chocolate you can fill the canister almost full with water and freeze to use up that irrelevant space, that way you need to use less chocolate, and you have more left to eat! (Or prank more people with... :D)



step iii. Now freeze that for a couple hours or until firm.




step iv. Once it's hard, you can take a butter knife and shave the uneven surface of the chocolate down until it looks like real deodorant (you can also use a cloth and hot water to smooth it).



It might be necessary to transport your chocolate impostor in a cooler device, like if you're taking it to summer camp or something. This is just a suggestion.



step v. Swap it out with your victim's real deodorant.

step vi. Run for your life.

plan b: If for some reason the prank goes wrong (and I'm definitely not speaking from experience), you can always take the chocolate deodorant to lunch and whip it out of your pocket at the opportune moment and proceed to lick. When people raise their brows at you in question respond as if you're very offended: "I don't make fun of what you eat!"